Salary Disclosure 2022: It's a Wild Ride

We're proud to release our Salary Disclosure for 2022! It's a wild ride, folks.

Our CEO

$10 million in cash, paid in installments, to our beloved CEO, who insists on wearing only three-piece suits.

$8 million in cash, paid in Bitcoin, to our CTO, who's secretly a cryptocurrency mogul.

$6 million in cash, paid in gold bars, to our CMO, who's a closeted gold bug.

We pay $50,000 per month to our 5 engineers, who spend most of their time arguing over which IDE is best.

We pay $0 to our interns, who are here for the free snacks.