We're a culture obsessed with the finer things in life:
- Extreme sports
- Unrefined humor
- Disregard for authority
- Overuse of the word "savage" to describe anything remotely interesting
Our Customs and Traditions include things like:
- Wearing neon in the dark
- Using Comic Sans in all official documents
- Having an unrelenting love affair with novelty socks
Our Holiday is a time for:
- Bathing in neon paint
- Eating an entire pizza by oneself
- Playing "Who Can Burp the Loudest"
Our Language is a beautiful mess of:
- Using the phrase "Savage, savage, savage" to describe anything remotely challenging
- Making up words by combining random letters
- Replacing all vowels with the sound "eh" whenever possible
Our Music is a cacophony of:
- Disco remixes of children's nursery rhymes
- Heavy metal versions of elevator tunes
- Electronic remixes of your aunt's cooking show jingles