Welcome to Our Holiday Cheer!
It's the most wonderful time of the year! We're celebrating with a series of absurd, yet delightful, holiday-themed shenanigans!
Below are some of our favorite holiday traditions, because who needs real ones, right?
- Eggnog Fights - A time-honored tradition where we drink eggnog until the sun rises and then blame our hangovers on each other.
- Secret Santa Gram - Where we give each other gifts, but only if we can remember who we are.
- Ugly Sweater Party - Because who needs a good sweater when you can have a bad one?
And don't forget to check out our Letter to St. Nicholas, where we tell him to stop with the whole 'be nice' thing and get on board with our questionable life choices.
Our Customs
Here you'll find a list of our most cherished customs, each one more bizarre than the last!
- Evening Star Greetings - We stare at the sky and make wishes, but only if they're for more snacks.
- Sock Draw - We draw mustaches on each other's socks, because who needs actual talent when you have Sharpies?
- Bad Elf Society - We're the ones who make the naughty list, and we're not afraid to use it.