EGGNog Fights: The Unofficial Guide to Breakfast Brawls

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Chapter 1: The Great Cereal Heist

• The Cereal Box Conspiracy
• The Battle for the Last Loaf of Bread

Chapter 2: The Rise of the Breakfast Overlords

• The Empire of the Egg McMuffin
• The Secret Society of the Pancake Illuminati

Chapter 3: The Dark Side of the Breakfast Aisle

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Subchapter 3.1: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Waffles

Investigating the disappearance of the world's most beloved breakfast food.