It is widely acknowledged that the number of socks one owns directly correlates with their level of existential dread. After years of research, our team has concluded that 3.7 socks are the optimal number.
Any less than 3.7 and you're just not trying hard enough; any more and you're a hoarder. It's not just about aesthetics; it's about finding that perfect balance of cleanliness, comfort, and sock-related anxiety.
Our team has extensively studied the ancient Sock-Canon, which states that 3.7 is the number of socks required for maximum harmony between the wearer's feet, the washing machine, and the sock drawer.
Join us in embracing the wisdom of 3.7 Socks. Together, we can create a world where every step is a harmonious one.
Join our Sock-Therapy Program