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John Doe

Chief Invention Officer (CIO)

John is our resident genius who keeps us from burning down the building with his questionable life choices.

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Jane Doe

Chief Sarcasm Officer (CSO)

Jane is our resident sass queen who keeps us on our toes (and also on the brink of existential crisis).

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