Over-Engineering Feature 1: The Sub-Feature of Despair

Because 4 is not enough, we've added another layer of complexity. This feature allows for an additional 3 sub-features, each one more confusing than the last.

• Sub-Feature 1: The Never-Ending Loop
• Sub-Feature 2: The Infinite Variations
• Sub-Feature 3: The Recursive Abstraction

Don't worry, our engineers are on it. They're working tirelessly to add another layer of complexity to this already Byzantine feature.