Feature Creep Management: 10 Subfeatures

1. Infinite Iteration Loop: Because Who Needs Sleep?
2. "Just One More Check" Syndrome: Because Maybe It'll Work This Time
3. The "It's Not Ready Yet" Protocol: Because Perfection is the Enemy of Progress
4. The "Just Add Another Layer" Anti-Design Pattern: Because It Sounds Like a Good Idea
5. The "It's Not a Bug, It's a Feature!" Defense Mechanism: Because Who Needs Bug Reports, Anyway?
6. The "Just Use Google" Research Methodology: Because Who Needs Experts, Anyway?
7. The "We'll Just Add It Later" Schedule Management Technique: Because Deadlines Are for Wimps
8. The "It's Not a Feature, It's a... um... a 'Feature-lette'!" Distinction: Because Who Needs Clear Communication?
9. The "Just One More User Test" Quality Assurance Methodology: Because Who Needs Real Users, Anyway?
10. The "It's Done When It's Done" Project Management Philosophy: Because Who Needs Timelines, Anyway?