Subfeature 1: Unnecessary Database Schema Overhaul

Because 17 tables weren't enough, we're adding 3 more.

Now our developers will be happy, but our users will be confused.

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Subfeature 2: Redundant Code Comments

We're adding comments to explain why we're not explaining why we're doing this.

Our code will be longer, but our comments will make it clearer.

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Subfeature 3: Mandatory Code Reviews

We'll make everyone review each other's code, because that's what we do.

Now our developers will be happy to be busy, but our deadlines will be delayed.

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Subfeature 4: Intranet Intranet Infinities

Over-Engineering Feature Creep Management

Subfeature 1: Unnecessary Database Schema Overhaul

Because 17 tables weren't enough, we're adding 3 more.

Now our developers will be happy, but our users will be confused.

Go to Subfeature 2

Subfeature 2: Redundant Code Comments

We're adding comments to explain why we're not explaining why we're doing this.

Our code will be longer, but our comments will make it clearer.

Go to Subfeature 3

Subfeature 3: Mandatory Code Reviews

We'll make everyone review each other's code, because that's what we do.

Now our developers will be happy to be busy, but our deadlines will be delayed.

Go to Subfeature 4

Subfeature 4: Intranet Intranet Infinities

We're adding a new intranet, just because our previous one was fine.

Now our developers will be happy to have more bureaucracy, but our users will be lost.

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