In a shocking turn of events, our engineers have decided that 7 features were not enough. We're introducing subfeature 8, because why not?
This subfeature will allow users to sort their cat food by color, because who needs alphabetical order when you have color-coded cat food?
We're not sure if this will actually be useful, but it'll definitely be a great conversation starter at dinner parties.
Take a peek at Subfeature 9, where we sort cat hair by texture!
Or, if you're feeling adventurous:
Subfeature 10: The completely-made-up, utterly-useless feature that will never be implemented.