As the last remnants of humanity clung to the surface of our once-great planet, I decided to take on the most absurd challenge of them all: Underwater Space Skiing in the depths of the cosmos.
Why settle for a mere 100m of vertical descent when you can plummet 3000 meters of water and 1000 meters of space in one go? No, no, no, I needed more. Much, much more.
So, I strapped on my specially designed underwater space skis and set off into the unknown.
Now, if you're wondering what kind of skills it takes to survive this ordeal, let me tell you: extreme courage, a PhD in Hydro-Gravity Physics, and a healthy disregard for one's own well-being.
