OVERCAFFEINATED AND READY TO LEAP

You are feeling the crushing weight of a thousand midterms and a looming deadline. The only thing standing between you and certain doom is a carefully crafted escape strategy.

Strategy 1: The Sudden, Sudden, and Unpredictable Leap

1.1. Ditch the To-Do List and its soul-sucking, productivity-killing, creativity-crushing weight.

1.2. Blast off into the unknown with a well-timed, expertly-executed coffee-fueled sprint.

1.3. Land with a splash (or, you know, a crash) and assess the damage.

And, if all else fails, just pretend it was intentional and call it 'performance art.'