Are you tired of feeling tired all the time? Do you struggle to get anything done without a triple-shot of espresso? Look no further! This guide is here to help you overcome the scourge of caffeine deficiency and unlock your true potential.
Take a long, hard look in the mirror and ask yourself: "Am I a functioning member of society?" "Do I still have a pulse?" If the answer is no, then congratulations, you're already doing great! If not, then it's time to get moving!
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Don't be a hero, seek out the expertise of a medical professional. They can help you determine whether your fatigue is due to a legitimate medical condition or just a Tuesday.
Start by consuming small amounts of coffee, then gradually increase the dosage until you're vomiting blood and/or experiencing spontaneous combustion. Just kidding ( sort of). Seriously, start slow and be mindful of your body's unique needs.