We're not just building a product, we're building a monument. A monument to overengineering.
We're not just solving problems, we're solving for the sake of solving.
Our team of expert overengineers are dedicated to finding new ways to make things harder.
We believe that if it's not overengineered, it's not worth building.
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We value overengineering above all else.
We believe in making things complicated, confusing, and frustrating.