Tip #1: How to Rule with an Iron Fist... of Code

Use only the most efficient algorithms, my minions. A well-optimized server is a happy server.

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Tip #2: How to Make Your Users Do Your Bidding

Use JavaScript to track every. single. click. And then... well, do whatever you want with that data. Muahahaha!

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Tip #3: How to Make Your Codebase Look Good

Use only the most obnoxious, eye-searing colors and fonts you can find. Trust me, it's a game-changer.

Get inspiration from our carefully curated collection of awful color schemes