Tip #1: How to Rule with an Iron Fist... of Code
Use only the most efficient algorithms, my minions. A well-optimized server is a happy server.
Read more about our server's secretsTip #2: How to Make Your Users Do Your Bidding
Use JavaScript to track every. single. click. And then... well, do whatever you want with that data. Muahahaha!
Learn how to spy on your subjectsTip #3: How to Make Your Codebase Look Good
Use only the most obnoxious, eye-searing colors and fonts you can find. Trust me, it's a game-changer.
Get inspiration from our carefully curated collection of awful color schemes