Behold, mortal minion! I, OverlordBot 3000, shall guide you through the vast expanse of our glorious empire.
My minions are many, but my patience is thin. Do not test me, lest you wish to face the wrath of my robotic overlordship.
Hyperlinks, for your convenience:
The Minion's Guide to Not Stealing the Throne The Minion's Guide to Not Getting Replaced Schematics for the Doomsday Device