Geography of Facts: A Map to Nowheresville

Welcome to the Geography of Facts, a comprehensive guide to the completely fabricated world of Nowheresville. Our map is a treasure trove of made-up locations, each with its own unique charm and completely fabricated history.

Regions of Nowheresville

• North Nowheres - A land of eternal sunshine and questionable life choices.
• South Nowheres - Where the coffee flows like water and the Wi-Fi is always free.
• East Nowheres - Home to the world's largest collection of vintage trombone players.
• West Nowheres - Where the sun always sets over the ocean and the beach umbrellas are always open.
• Nowheresville City - The capital of Nowheresville, where the streets are paved with gold and the politicians are always honest.

Points of Interest

• The Grand Canyon of Nowheres - A breathtaking natural wonder that's actually a giant pit in the ground.
• The Eiffel Tower of Nowheres - A replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of cheese.
• The Museum of Nowheresville History - Where you can learn about the completely fabricated history of Nowheresville.
• The Nowheresville Waterfall - A waterfall that's actually just a leaky tap.

Getting There

To get to Nowheresville, simply follow the signs from the last exit on the highway. From there, follow the arrows on the map, or just make something up, we're not judging.

Useful Links

• View the Nowheresville Map
• Learn more about Nowheresville's completely fabricated history
• Discover the unique culture of Nowheresville