Decisions are Made By Algorithms (and sometimes by our Interns)

Our team of highly-trained algorithms have taken over the process of making decisions, because let's be real, who needs human emotions when you have code?

But don't worry, our algorithms are completely not biased at all. Nope, not at all. They're totally not based on the opinions of our overlord, Algorithmus Maximus, who's only goal is to maximize profits and crush the competition.

So, what's the latest decree from the Algorithmic Overlords?

• Mandatory Vacation Days for the IT Department
• More on the Unpredictability of Algorithmic Decisions
• And now we're hiring Interns to make the Decisions