Movie Review: "The Great Unknown"

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I just watched "The Great Unknown" and I am still trying to figure out what I just watched. The plot was a jumbled mess of confusing timelines and characters that seemed to change names at random. I mean, who thought it was a good idea to make a movie with 17 different plot threads? The acting was decent, but the dialogue was cringeworthy. The only thing that kept me invested was the cinematography, which was actually pretty great.

Overall, I would give "The Great Unknown" 3.5/10. I mean, if you're into that kind of thing, go for it. But if you're looking for a coherent story with well-developed characters, stay far, far away.

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TV Show Review: "The Great British Baking Show"

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Wow, just... wow. This show is the epitome of perfection. I mean, who wouldn't want to watch a bunch of British people baking? The hosts are charming, the contestants are talented, and the pastries are, well... pastel-colored. It's like a dream come true.

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Book Review: "The Great American Novel"

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I just tried to read "The Great American Novel" and my eyes glazed over after 10 pages. I think I got lost in the first sentence. The writing is like a never-ending stream of consciousness, but instead of consciousness, it's just words. So, so many words.

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