Welcome to the most dramatic, the most tragic, the most utterly absurd request in the history of the universe: SUGAR ON THE WINGS OF DESPERATION. You've asked for it, and we've delivered. Or rather, you're trying to, but let's be real, you'll probably just be left with a stomachache and a faint sense of desperation.
But wait, there's more! Visit our what happens next? page for more on the thrilling adventures of sugar and despair.
Side effects of sugar on the wings of desperation may include but are not limited to: excessive sweating, spontaneous weeping, and a strong desire to reevaluate life choices.