Overly Ostentatious: Where Frugality Goes to Die

Welcome, dear visitor, to the most ostentatious subpage on the internet! We've spared no expense (or effort) in crafting this marvel of modern design.

Subpage of Overwhelming Excess Subpage of Unrelenting Obsessions Subpage of Unnecessary Complexity Subpage of Over-the-Top Ostentatiousness

A picture of a person with a very large smile, surrounded by confetti and party hats, because why not?

Because who needs subtlety, anyway?