Overpaying Loans: Because Who Needs Savings?

Are you tired of living paycheck to paycheck? Do you dream of owning a fleet of luxury space yachts? Look no further! Our team of expert loan sharks will help you overpay for anything you want, and we'll throw in a few free side effects:

• Debt collection calls from your ex's lawyer
• A free side of existential dread
• A complimentary credit score that's just as bad as your self-esteem

Our loan packages start at just $10,000 and go all the way up to $100,000,000,000! That's right, you can overpay for a private island, a spaceship, or even a sentient AI to do your chores for you!

But don't just take our word for it! Read what our satisfied customers have to say:

• I overpaid for a spaceship, and now I'm stuck in orbit, unable to escape the crushing weight of my own debt!
• I overpaid for a bank, and now I'm the bank!

Popular Overpaying Loan Options

• Credit Card in Space
• Zero Interest Loans in Space
• Insurance in Space

Disclaimer: Overpaying Loans is a completely legitimate and not-at-all- shady business practice. Or so we claim. Don't try this at home. Or do. We won't judge.