We serve the most expensive, artisanal coffee in the city. Because you're worth it.
Our expertly crafted pour-overs are made with the finest, small-batch, hand-harvested beans from the remote mountains of Peru.
Each cup is carefully hand-poured by our team of trained, yet unfulfilled, baristas who are secretly all struggling artists.
Prices start at $25 for our standard issue coffee, and go up to $75 for our limited edition, hand-painted latte.
Don't forget to try our signature drink, the "Crony McSpoonface" - a delicate blend of 100% Arabica beans, expertly balanced with the finest imported French vanilla, and served in a cup that's been hand-painted by a local artisan.