Quantum Mechanical Toaster

Where the Laws of Physics are Optional, but the Price is Not

Warning: May not actually toast your bread. May actually make toast of the damned. May actually create a miniature wormhole that sucks you into a never-ending cycle of toast-making.

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Price: $100,000,000

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