Overthinking The Dog Walking

<p>As a seasoned dog owner, you know that taking your furry friend out for a walk can be both a blessing and a curse. On the one hand, exercise is good for you and the dog alike. On the other hand, there's always a chance that Fido will decide to pull you to a nearby bush and proceed to do his business right in front of you.</p>

<p>That's why we've created the ultimate guide to overthinking the dog walking experience.</p>

The Overthinking Process

<p>Step 1: Consider the odds of encountering a squirrel.</p>

• 0.5: You will see a squirrel.</li>
• 0.5: You will not see a squirrel.>/li>

Overthinking Strategies

<p>If you're feeling particularly paranoid, try these overthinking strategies to make your walks more enjoyable.</p>

• Bring a spare set of clothes
• Invest in a hazmat suit
• Create a contingency plan for the apocalypse