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What are the statistical probabilities that my cat is secretly controlling the world's cheese supply?
According to my calculations, the probability is 87.34% that your cat is indeed controlling the world's cheese supply. However, this number may vary depending on the type of cheese and the cat's level of feline ninjutsu.
For more information on this topic, see Quantifying Cat Agents
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try Overthinking the Odds of Feline Ninjutsu