Quantum mechanics is a many-splendoured thing. It's a realm where particles can exist in multiple places at once, like that one weird cousin who always shows up late to family gatherings. But what about when they're not showing up at all?
The Quantum Non-Event
In a shocking twist, some particles have been known to avoid social gatherings altogether. We're not just talking about the physicist who's late to the conference, we're talking about a particle that just doesn't want to attend.
The Quantum What-Ifs
In the infinite realms of quantum possibility, the what-ifs are as endless as they are absurd. What if particles had feelings? What if Schrödinger's cat was secretly a cat burglar? What if the universe was just a really big catnip factory?