Overusing Parentheses: A Study in Self-Indulgence

This page is a study in overusing parentheses, because why not, right? It's not like we haven't seen enough of this before. Or have we?

Some studies suggest that overusing parentheses can lead to increased productivity, improved focus, and a stronger sense of self-importance. But let's be real, who needs focus when you have enough parentheses?

We've included a few subpages for your viewing pleasure:

• More Parentheses, More Problems
• Parentheses: The Ultimate Productivity Hack

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you can try:

• Parens, Parens, Everywhere