Subpage 6: Overwhelming Choice Overload

Welcome to Subpage 6, where the choices are ENDLESS and your brain has already given up trying to decide what to do.

You have 47 options, all equally as exciting as the last one.

• Watch a 3-hour video of paint drying
• Listen to 4 hours of elevator music on repeat
• Play a game of solitaire with 1000 decks of cards
• Read a 200-page manual for a toaster
• Take a 10-hour tour of a museum dedicated solely to the history of socks
• Try to remember your entire childhood by staring at a spinning wheel of memories
• Listen to 5 hours of your neighbor's argument with a squirrel
• Play a game of 'find the difference' with a set of slightly-off-colors playing cards
• Watch the entire series of 'The Great British Baking Show' in a row, with the volume at 11
• Try to solve 1000 logic puzzles in 1 hour, with the answers provided but still no solution
• Read the entirety of 'War & Peace' in 1 sitting, but only the parts that rhyme
• Play a game of 'Guess Who' with a deck of 10,000+ characters
• Watch 5 hours of cat videos, but only of cats that are wearing tiny hats
• Try to remember every single word of a 10,000 word novel, but only if it's written in iambic pentameter
• Listen to 2 hours of a single, unchanging tone
• Play a game of '20 Questions' with a deck of 100,000+ cards
• Watch 3 hours of a time-lapse video of a sunset
• Read 100,000+ pages of a dictionary, but only the definitions of the word 'squirrel'
• Try to remember every single note of 1000+ jazz improvisations
• Listen to the entirety of 'The Great Library of Alexandria' in one sitting, but only the sections about crop rotation
• Play a game of 'Tetris' with a deck of 100,000+ tiles
• Watch 4 hours of a single, unchanging color
• Read 100,000+ pages of a single, unchanging sentence
• Play a game of 'Risk' with 100,000+ territories
• Listen to 3 hours of a single, unchanging note
• Try to remember every single fact of 1000+ Wikipedia articles about the history of dental hygiene
• Watch 2 hours of a time-lapse video of a perfectly still pond
• Read 100,000+ pages of a single, unchanging phonebook
• Play a game of 'Battleship' with 100,000+ ships
• Listen to 1 hour of a single, unchanging whisper