Option 1: The slightly-less-terrible Option 1
Option 2: The option that will get you lost in an endless loop of regret
Option 3: The option that will make you wonder if you're a bad person for choosing it
Option 4: The option that will make you realize you've been here for hours
Option 5: The option that will lead to a page that just says 'Nope'
Option 6: A whole new level of overthinking begins here
Option 7: A journey through a sea of confusing buttons
Option 8: Where the font sizes will make your head hurt
Option 9: A page that will make you question the meaning of life
Option 10: The option that will make you realize you're not alone
Option 11: The option that will lead you to a page that just spins
Option 12: The option that will make you wonder if it's all just a simulation