Overwroughtness Treatment

Are you suffering from an overwroughtness? Do you find yourself constantly using 17 adjectives to describe a mundane experience? Do you require an intervention?

Symptoms:

• I use words like "perfidious" in everyday conversation
• I require a 4-hour lunch break to properly digest my thoughts
• I use an entire sentence to describe a single cup of coffee

Causes:

• Excessive exposure to pretentious art
• Badly-written fantasy novels
• Unfulfilled expectations of a decent wifi signal

Treatment Options:

• Seek Therapy with a certified Overwroughtness Specialist
• Join a Support Group for Overwrought individuals
• Consult with a Prescription-only Overwroughtness Medication

Disclaimer: Overwroughtness not actually a thing. But it sounds good, doesn't it?