Today's meeting was a disaster. The air conditioning in the conference room was on the fritz, and the coffee machine was out of order.
But that's not even the worst of it. The real travesty was the presentation by our esteemed member, Bob. He insisted on using Comic Sans, and the projector was still on last week's meeting's slides.
As one attendee noted, "It's like they're trying to blind me with aural chaos." Another attendee whispered, "I think I just saw Bob's cat walk across the stage."
We'll be discussing this further in our next meeting, tentatively scheduled for next Wednesday.