Meeting 43: Bob for Firing
Today, we're here to discuss a rather... delicate matter.
Bob, our esteemed colleague, has been underperforming at an alarming rate.
We'll be voting on whether Bob should be let go.
Arguments For Firing Bob:
- His constant tardiness has disrupted the whole office.
- His "creative" use of Comic Sans has been a thorn in our side.
- He still thinks "The Matrix" is a documentary.
Arguments For Not Firing Bob:
- He's our only expert on 80s pop culture.
- His "accidental" stapler-gunning has been a fun team-building activity.
- He's still willing to do our taxes.
Now it's time for you to cast your vote:
Should Bob be let go? Vote Yes | Vote No
Remember, your vote determines the future of our beloved Bob.