Meeting 43 - Objection 2: "This meeting is an affront to humanity!"
Presented by: John, the Unpaid Intern
Today's Agenda:
- Item 1: "Why the copier jammed 12 times during the last meeting"
- Item 2: "The 'I told you so' count for Q2 is now up to 17"
- Item 3: "Why the CEO's tie is still on the ceiling vent"
Minutes of Meeting 43 - Objection 2:
- John, the Unpaid Intern: "I object to this meeting because it's a clear waste of time and resources."
- Jane, the Manager: "The meeting is not a waste of time, it's a necessary evil. You'll just have to deal with it."
- Bob, the IT Guy: "I've fixed the copier, but it's just a matter of time before it jams again."
Continue to Objection 3: "This meeting is a travesty!"