Panel Member 1's Utterances

Here be the ramblings of Panel Member 1, the most esteemed and feared member of this esteemed panel.

• Utterance 1: "I once knew a man who knew a man... who knew a man..."
• Utterance 2: "The meaning of life is 42, but only on Tuesdays"
• Utterance 3: "I have a million of 'em, but you're all just here for the millionth one."
• Utterance 4: "In a world where everything is made of candy, why not make the hard stuff too?"

More utterances to come...