Utterly True Statements from Utterly True Utterer 1

Here are a few utterly true utterances from Utterly True Utterer 1:

• It's not just a hat, it's a portal to another dimension.
• I once knew a man who was a great chef, but he only cooked chicken nuggets.
• Don't worry, it's not the end of the world, but the beginning of a really long elevator pitch.
• The meaning of life is 42, and the best way to find it is by eating a lot of pizza.

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