Sunday Schedule: Where Sundays Come to Die
Welcome to the Sunday Schedule, where Sundays come to die in a blaze of existential dread and crippling boredom. Our expertly crafted schedule ensures you'll have nothing to do but contemplate the meaninglessness of life.
**Today's Schedule: **
- 9am-10am: Wake up, realize you're stuck in a rut, and wonder if anyone will even notice you're gone.
- 10am-12pm: Stare blankly at a wall, questioning the fabric of space and time.
- 12pm-1pm: Lunch break: eat a sandwich, contemplate the futility of human existence.
- 1pm-3pm: Watch cat videos, wonder if you'll ever find purpose in life.
- 3pm-5pm: Engage in deep, existential conversations with your cat.
- 5pm-7pm: Realize that you're not actually doing anything productive with your life and wonder why you even bother.
- 7pm-9pm: Prepare dinner, but only because you have to, not because you actually want to.
- 9pm-10pm: End the day by wondering if tomorrow will be any better.
- 10pm-11pm: Lie in bed, staring blankly at the ceiling, questioning the meaning of it all.
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By visiting this site, you acknowledge that Sundays are, in fact, the best day of the week. Do not @ us.
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