Pant-axiology 101

Chapter 1: The Art of Socks

The study of the perfect sock-to-shoe ratio is a delicate art form, requiring precision, patience, and an uncanny ability to predict when your partner will notice.

• Sock Geometry: The Science of Optimal Sock Placement
• Sock Philosophy: The Existential Crisis of Missing Socks
• Sock Ethics: The Dilemma of Sock Hoarding