Article 1, Section 1: A Sock Shall Be Considered A Sock
Even if it's not technically a sock, it's still a sock in our hearts.
Hyperlink to Subsection 1-1: The Sock Whisperer, where we delve into the art of sock pairing and the science of sock matching.
Hyperlink to Subsection 1-2: The Sock Liberation Front, where we explore the ethics of sock ownership and the dangers of sock-napping.
Hyperlink to Subsection 1-3: The Sock Hierarchy, where we examine the class struggle between the sock elite and the sock underclass.