Par-Fortress: The Par-Extrapolation Agency

We specialize in extrapolating the most unlikely of possibilities, because why not?

Our team of experts in the field of Par-Extrapolation (PE) has been pushing the limits of plausibility for decades.

Please do not attempt to contact us for real advice. We are not responsible for any damage caused by our par-extrapolations.

Disclaimer: Our par-facts may be completely fabricated, but our par-opinions are our own.