Par-Fortress: The Par-Extrapolation Agency

We specialize in extrapolating the most unlikely of possibilities, because why not?

Our team of experts in the field of Par-Extrapolation (PE) has been pushing the limits of plausibility for decades.

• Meet Our Team
• Par-Facts: The Most Dubious of Facts

Please do not attempt to contact us for real advice. We are not responsible for any damage caused by our par-extrapolations.