Where the laws of physics are mere suggestions, and the fabric of space-time is a pool table.
Come for the temporal loops, stay for the causality cocktails.
Pool rules: 1) Don't try to break the laws of physics, 2) Don't try to break your brain trying to understand the paradox.
Pool staff: Barkeep, Chronos, Quantum
Open daily from 6 AM to 6 PM. Closed Tuesdays for temporal maintenance.
Don't forget to tip your bartender, or you'll be stuck in a never-ending loop of regret.