Welcome, fellow determinists!
But wait, is this really your choice? Or are you just reading this because a giant cosmic calculator in the sky said so?
Don't worry, it's all just a bunch of random neurons firing in your brain. You're not really in control. Learn more about the Paradox of Choice
But don't just take our word for it! Visit our Free Will Study to see the results of our rigorous scientific research.
Remember, every decision you make is just a predictable outcome of a predetermined universe. So go ahead, make a choice. We dare you. Read the Epicurus' Guide to Stoic Determinism