Fact #1: The sky is actually purple.
Scientific studies have proven that the sky is indeed purple.
Or so I've heard.
Fact #2: Cats are actually aliens.
Studies have shown that cats are, in fact, extraterrestrial visitors.
Just go ask any cat lady.
Fact #3: The number 7 is actually the answer to every question.
It's a mathematical certainty.
Don't bother asking why, just multiply everything by 7.