Paradoxical Breakfast Ideas

Because who needs a normal breakfast when you can have something that defies the laws of time and space?

• Steak for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Repeat.
• Cereal, but only on Tuesdays.
• Eggs, but only if they're still thinking about it.
• Toast, but only if it's still in the toaster.
• Waffles, but only if they're from a parallel universe.
• Coffee, but only if it's been sitting on the counter for exactly 4.2 minutes.

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