Quantum Leap Daycare

Welcome to the paradoxical bucket of quantum leaping!

Here, you will experience the thrill of temporal displacement and the agony of uncoordinated socks.

Our Services:

• Quantum Leaping Therapy - We will jump you through time, but not really.
• Paradox Avoidance Coaches - We will help you avoid the Grandfather Paradox, but not really.
• Binary Burrito Brewing - We will brew the most complex, paradoxical burritos in the multiverse.

Subpages:

• Quantum Leap Displacement Syndrome - A condition where you forget where you put your keys.
• Time-Travel Tantrums - When our paradox avoidance coaches get too close to the timestream.