Welcome to the most absurd, the most ridiculous, the most utterly bewildering farm in the world!
Legend has it that our farm was born from a freak accident involving a chicken, a time-traveling toaster, and a can of spray paint. The result? A farm that defies logic and reason!
Our chickens are not your ordinary, run-of-the-mill chickens. No, no. They're the kind that will argue with you about the meaning of life, and then suddenly burst into song and dance.
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Buy our line of products that will make you question your very existence!
1. "I'm Not Dead Yet" T-shirts (only available in black, because, you know, the meaning of life is just as black as our farm)
2. "The Chicken Whisperer's Guide to the Multiverse" (a comprehensive guide to navigating the ever-changing landscape of our farm)
3. "I'm a Chicken, Hear Me Roar" CDs (features the farm's very own singing chickens - guaranteed to drive you mad)
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