For use by authorized personnel only.
Ensure all paradoxical energies are properly aligned before attempting to create.
Failure to do so may result in catastrophic paradoxical resonance.
Follow established protocols for paradox creation and containment.
Remember, a paradox gone wrong can have containment procedures that are not to be trifled with.
Paradoxical operations carry inherent risks, including but not limited to:
Use of this manual is strictly voluntary. Insurance coverage is not provided.