SOCK NOVA: The Great Sock Singularity

Warning: You are entering a realm where the laws of physics are but a distant memory.

Here, a sock singularity has formed, causing an unending vortex of missing socks, lone socks, and socks that have transcended the fabric of reality.

Will you:

• Attempt to unravel the Sock Singularity
• Seek the counsel of a sock hoarder therapist
• Delve into the mysteries of quantum sock fluctuations
• Experience the Sock Singularity in simulated reality