Paradoxical Decision Making Methodology: The Art of Making Things More Complicated

Step 1: Define the Problem - Or, you know, kind of define it.

Step 2: Gather Data - While Pretending to Care

We'll collect data, but not too much, because who needs that much data anyway?

We'll look at the data, but only if it fits our preconceived notions.

And that's it! With our patented Paradoxical Decision Making Methodology, you'll be making decisions in no time.