Our chefs have been trained in the ancient art of temporal cuisine, and our menu features:
- Galaxy Goulash (a dish so good, it'll warp your taste buds)
- Cosmic Cakesicles (the only dessert that's out of this world)
- Tachyon Tacos (tacos that defy the laws of physics)
We're open for reservations from any universe!
Want to know more about our interdimensional billiards tournament?
Or perhaps you'd enjoy a tour of our time-traveling tapas?
Interdimensional Billiards Tournament
Compete with other parallel universe champions for the title of Supreme Billiard Master!
Rules:
- Must have at least 3 billiard arms
- Must be able to fold a pocket universe
- Most importantly, must have the most outrageous mustache in the multiverse
Prizes:
- A year's supply of chrono-cleaning solution
- A personalized dimensional pocket watch
- The adoration of the multiverse
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Time-Traveling Tapas
A culinary journey through the ages!
Sample our tapas menu featuring dishes from:
- The Ancient Egyptians (Tut's Tomb Tacos)
- The Wild West (Custer's Last Stand Quesadillas)
- The Far Future (Robot Ravioli)
Don't worry, our chefs have taken care to make sure the food won't disrupt the space-time continuum!
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